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Hey, Santa! Hows it going in the fantastic white north? Since it tis the summer season, here is my letter about what I would like for Christmas.

Been Good

Santa, I know you do this whole good versus poor thing. I guarantee Ive been an excellent internet marketer in 2010. I havent spammed the various search engines with reflection websites, link village acquisitions or little tricks to adjust your friends at Google. Now, while Ive been good, I would like a few bad things for Xmas. Number horses here, I would like the good stuff.

Beloved Santa, I want:

1. A mass of coal to be given to the person or persons at Yahoo whove been eliminating my pages from their se results.

2. A lump of coal to the same people at Yahoo who created the Website Match junk. Feel free to let on the roofs of these peoples homes the reindeer ease themselves while.

3. To meet an individual from Google who addresses the standing updates in a bar late during the night after theyve been drinking for four or five hours. I only need quarter-hour. Pleeeeasssee! Ive been so good.

4. 5 minutes in the Greatest Fighting Octagon with Bill Gates.

5. Several hours with coal will be got by your list of bad people who for the holidays. Dont fear, I will find out those that are fraudulently pressing my PPC ads.

6. Please send the Santa disease to individuals who keep giving me the phishing Pay Pal e-mails.

7. Ditto for the girls and bad boys giving me pharmaceutical spam.

8. Each dmoz volunteer editor to be beaten by the opportunity on the head with my keyboard only once. Okay, maybe twice.

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Now I know you're a master of being subtle. You acted like I was a fanatic and you didnt understand what I was speaing frankly about, When I visited you at the mall. I really didnt appreciate you calling safety and the FBI, but I bad day guess everybody has. Im sure I can depend on you to come through in 2010.

Oh, something was forgotten by me. Angelina Jolie. Certainly Angelina Jolie. Leave her small dork sweetheart in the home.

Now that isnt too much to ask can it be? Is it?