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Imagine placing two flat screen plasma TVs hand and hand in your living room smack dab before your chair. Youve got beer, treats a-plenty and fresh batteries in your clicker.

One TELEVISION has an game on and the other has a Major League Baseball game and they both start at the same time.

Besides this being many sports fans idea of hog heaven and even better than hitting back and forth between activities with only 1 TV, its fun to watch the differences between those two pro sports. Watching the NFL on TV is a regular ritual; football is on each night of the week, but watching the 2 combined is almost as satisfying as joining a Cowboy cheerleader snuggle-fest.

And thats precisely what used to do recently (not the snuggle-fest, but the two TVs issue). Heres what happened:

The baseball game started with an enormous end to the opposing team, and a line of 250-pound plus men with murder to them started asking after the ball was caught by the poor slob who. Following a few seconds he was crushed by his pursuers, getting the bottom man in a very frightening person man pig-pile. MLB players have a tendency to be a little mellower and less real, but all pro players in just about any sport must be strong. Basketball players just take steroids, baseball players get caught.

Meanwhile, the MLB game started off a little less exciting. when I watched the pitcher and catcher play catch whilst the player just stood there spitting and adjusting his crotch my heart rate and pulse began to decelerate. I got quickly bored and turned back to the NFL game.

In a of a three minute period two men was injured, with one having his foot moved to his armpit. A touchdown was scored, hands were changed by the ball twice, and a whole lot of treating, smashing, crushing and finger-breaking happened.

Football is more of an instantaneous satisfaction, ADD-friendly game to view.

I glanced back at the MLB game for several minutes. Two strikeouts and four travel outs came and went and we were already in the next inning, with little action to exhibit because of it. A football game is more of a wise-old-man kind of game, where patience and number-crunching are paramount. It reveres serenity.

Mayhem is revered by football. Seeing basketball gets me angry and all charged up. Seeing baseball makes me sleepy. In reality, I frequently prefer to watch the first several innings, fall asleep, and then get up to catch the previous few innings. Seeing baseball participants struck each other full force and light each other up is fascinating, and dozing is going of the problem. Seeing one grown man with ball in glove pursuit still another man to tag him in a pickle is kind of funny.

As 10,000 advertisements played on the football TELEVISION, I had a few momemts to get up on my MLB game. Finally, in the underside of the 3rd, a hit the ball and dropped it in the right area hole for a single. Most of the football players, such as the man running around first base, looked rather pleasant. Why not be? They were playing in a park, on a warm and sunny day and a sweat had been even broken by no one yet. The player reached first base and began emailing the other teams first baseman. They began smiling and having a good time with each other. My lip-reading skills aren't what they was once but I think I saw one tell the other, Hi Johnny! Hows the wife doing? Its been a little while since we saw her. Weve surely got to meet up sometime soon.

Growing restless, I turned back once again to the NFL game just in time to see one man standing over a and groaning man on the lawn. I believe I saw his lips screaming, Hey Bruno, while we were having breakfast together this morning, your wife explained to tackle you into next Tuesday, did I do a good job?

In the very next play a running right back was nailed in a bone-splitting tackle. Indeed, his bone did split up, and then protruded right out of his bloody skin causing a wave of sickness to spread within the audience.

Intrigued but horrified, I quickly considered the football game and witnessed a pitch hit the batter on the hand. The player yelped and had to remain the others of the game out, his pinky was smarting.

To displace the bone-sticking-out-of-his-leg guy in the NFL game, a bulky player with flowing dreadlocks sticking out of his helmet started lumbering onto the field. He had a huge cast on his arm that appeared as if a large club. With the hand entirely surrounded, building a huge bulbous weapon, he shook it as his opponents in defiance while perhaps struggling to stay a particular finger up, and then reluctantly joined the huddle.

It absolutely was nearing the halftime and therefore many timeouts had been called they seemed to have go out of commercials to play. And so the cameras began scanning the crowd. It was a lot colder where this game was being used, and I really could see parents breath. I also saw some guy in shorts and no clothing who'd painted his skin from visit foot in his NFL groups colors. His head was shaved and also painted, and he was carrying a huge pigs nose on his face.

As I quickly scanned the crowd on the other TELEVISION, I saw a lot of people in button down, brief sleeve shirts, baseball caps and gloves on, waiting expectantly for that ever-elusive foul ball.

The very first half started initially to wind down in the NFL sport, and I positively awaited gratuitous images of hot cheerleaders. I was rewarded with a lot of foolish pompom bosom and waving. I then joyfully turned back once again to the MLB game but only found three heavy-set women shoving chicken dogs and peanuts inside their mouths.

At halftime a chance was got by me to go to the bathroom and grab another cold beer and more treats. There is never a break in baseball, and every time I head to the bathroom while watching baseball I always miss the big play, which of course happened this time also.

My MLB game continued to plod along when I obtained back, inducing the unique ball-strike-out hypnotic suggest that only baseball may cause. When I was jarred out of my trance by on my other TELEVISION the fancy touchdown dance I found I was going to doze off. The man who just won was moonwalking throughout the uprights while flapping his arms like wings. Then he proceeded to complete a magnificent swan leap which changed into a double summersault with a twist and eventually landed perfectly on the field.

I then quickly found the replay of the major baseball play I had just missed. Someone hit a slam, rounded the bases and was met by a big, comfortable, bouncing-in-unison group hug.

After a few years, both games ended and I had experienced a complete range of emotions. Both activities are good to view and simultaneously is a boost if you're able to see through the roller coaster ride of excitement, watching baseball and football. I chose to hold both plasma TVs before the chair completely

Eventually, no football versus. baseball post might be complete without mentioning one of the masters of humor and this matter, George Carlin. Heres an offer from Carlins famous monologue that influenced this article:

And finally, the objectives of the two activities are completely different:

In football the thing is for the quarterback, also known as the subject standard, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the protection by striking his devices with deadly precision regardless of the blitz, even when he's to utilize shotgun. With quick round moves and long weapons, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial attack with an experienced ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line. In football the thing is to go home! And to be safe! - I hope I'll be safe in the home! open in a new browser