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Ive found a cool house! Ok, okayso its maybe not ideal. Just a couple of bugs. I am talking about literally! First expense? An exterminator! Can it be worth the bucks? Well, I cant afford an even more costly area, therefore a (please!) cash outlay should be okay. Maybe just a can of Raid?

I need a method to move my stuff. Dad, can your truck be borrowed by me? You dont have one? Why not? Do you want one? Ill help you pick it out! Well, it had been only a idea. No need to get all bent out of shape! I suppose Id better call the truck rental areas. What would you mean$200PLUS mileage? AND Gas? Good grief!

While Im on the phone Ill call the phone and utility companies. Yes, I know I havent applied your services before. No, I dont have a credit card; this is my first place. You need what? A $100 deposit? For EVERY SINGLE? Holy cowdo you folks have a license to take?

Daddy, I would like $500 for moving expenses! I used all my money for the very first and last months rent AND the destruction deposit. Well, how was I to learn this was likely to be therefore expensive? Provide something? My TV is NEEDED by daaaaadi!

Boy, this position is quite bare. Perhaps I should buy a chair and a sofa. NahI have my sleep. Thatll be adequate. I dont need a table; Ill just make use of this package.

Tenants Insurance? I dont think so! What do I've to guarantee?

Just got my first phone call! Id like to come to your party! Dad, I want a vehicle. Since its past an acceptable limit to walk to work, thats why. Umm, Daddytheres car insurance also! Thanks, Dadyoure the best! And fuel? I didnt think therefore

Time for dinner. Lets try looking in these boxes. Oh, No! Number dishes or pans. No FOOD!

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