Rush Limbaugh Humor: 2 Person Beverage Recipes Any Dittohead Will Love

During the span of his celebrated career, rush limbaugh cartoon invented the term 'adult drinks' to refer to alcoholic drinks whilst not to offend mothers with young kids listening to the show. But no information was handed on where to find a very good dittohead adult beverages. That is why I designed The Dittohead's Guide to Adult Beverages, a political laughter book fans of the show will cherish.

Only check out these good recipes:

ENVIRONMENTALIST WACKO Rum

Glass: Your Own Cupped Arms

Ingredients:

1 Part Triple Sec (so long as it wasn?t made in an evil corporate factory) 2 Parts Whiskey (do-it-yourself by Sierra Club members in an earth-friendly distillery) 1 Part Grain Alcohol (flammable liquid utilized by the Planet Earth Liberation Front to burn off SUVs) 1 Frozen Pond (the consequence of any number of man-made ecological catastrophes) 1 Dolphin (the top of creation, based on environmentalist wackos)

Instructions: First, cut several ice cubes from the surface of an icy lake (these should really be abundant because of the smog impact preventing the sun's rays in planning for the coming ice age). Stay away from a freezer to create your ice-cubes, because freezers certainly are a capitalist-concocted first cousin of man's worst enemy? the air conditioning equipment. Next, combine ingredients (along with your pool cubes) is likely to cupped hands. Don't you dare work with a glass as opposed to the hands, as the process of making glass destroys Mother Earth.

Origin: This adult cocktail is known as in honor of environmentalist wackos, a fringe activity (not to be confused with serious and responsible ecology-minded people) that believes humanity is the greatest threat to character, seeks to destroy private property, and longs to set up a socialist regime to enforce their nuttiness on the remainder of us.

Unique Note: For many years environmentalist wackos have told us that dolphins are better than people?? Regardless of the lack of dolphin highways, libraries, or establishments of higher learning. But also for each of their expected brilliance, I challenge any environmentalist wacko to find a dolphin that can make a grownup drink just like this one!

EL RUSHBO

Glass: A Highball Glass Imprinted with the EIB Circle Logo

Ingredients:

1 Part Rum (shares the first two words of its name with Rush!) 2 Parts Blue Gatorade (used while playing a round of golf honoring Rush) 2 Parts Sprite (in recognition of capitalist lemon-lime soft drink organizations) 1 Prestigious Attila the Hun Chair (symbolic of full radio business prominence) Talent on Loan From God (why liberals don?t stand an opportunity against El Rushbo)

Instructions: Utilizing talent on loan from God (assuming that, unlike many liberals, you know the existence of God), mix elements in a highball glass set with the EIB brand and fill up with whipped cream (but please use the whipped cream in this adult beverage recipe just how Rush would use it and not in the manner by which Bill Clinton would use it). Enjoy from the comfortable boundaries of your personal Attila the Hun chair, the undisputed seat of talk-radio industry power.

Origin: This dittohead person drink is passionately named honoring Rush Limbaugh?? lover of humanity, defender of motherhood, supporter of fatherhood (more often than not), general all-around good guy, and a man selected by the US Department of Education being a genuine?weapon of mass training. ??

Particular Note: This adult cocktail is documented to almost always taste great, 96.712 percent of the time, just like El Rushbo is documented to be almost always right, 97.963 percent of the time!